dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

(Source: jackwhynand, via khang-bao)

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bile2:

baremidriffs3:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

STOP

LMAOOOOO

(via michaxl)

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extracelestialxexcalibur:

oneiromania:

SO ALL I’VE DONE TODAY IS DRAW SHIT ON MY SNAKE

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TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME….

Oh my god, he’s sooo kawaii.

(via sharsharkan)

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via cheetahgirl69420)

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